Person of the year.

Hey everybody, did you hear! I'm the Time person of the year! It's true, but it was a tie. I tied for Time person of the year with George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Tony Blair, you and everyone else on the planet and in outer space. I think Time put a lot of thought into that one. Let's make Bill and his wife persons of the year, wait how about Phil and Diane, yeah but Tim and Jenny are pretty cool too, oh what the heck, lets make everyone persons of the year. O.K. now, it's Miller time. They must have gone to the office store and got one of those easy buttons! Let's see we don't want to offend anyone, we want to raise people's esteem, we want to be fair, we don't want anyone to loose...... Hit the button! Time to start thinking about the worst dressed women award.
Bye!